It is okay for the Japanese to sever ramen noodles and a beer and charge $24 a bowl, and you call it gourmet. The  Mexicans can roll up some meat, mostly ice berg lettuce, in a flower rap and charge $8 and that is cool, but you steal people from Africa, make them build a nation, and no one on the main strip can I find a place to get some gourmet fried chicken and red Kool aid severed in a wine glass because it is ghetto, it is hood. Well, these people built this nation. Hello, hello, anybody home?

A black man made the stop light, so let him eat what he wants to eat, he saved billions of lives with his creation, in 1923!  Around the turn of the century, cars, bicycles, horse-drawn vehicles, and pedestrians all had to share the road. It was often quite dangerous. Garret Morgan’s traffic signal was the first to feature three commands instead of two, which controlled traffic more effectively. He sold the patent rights to General Electric for $555,555.56 (adjusted for inflation).

We denounce the ever-growing oppression of Kool aid and fried chicken, as this greatest menace threatens the country. The systematic persecution of law abiding citizens and their disfranchisement on account of race alone is a crime that will ultimately drag down to an infamous end any nation that allowed it to be practiced, and it bears most heavily on those poor white farmers and laborers whose economic position is most similar to that of the persecute kool aid, fried chicken and race.